I am an American who wants to be able to visit and possibly live in Canada for a girl, but I have 4 DUI's..?

I have heard that the pport would suffice. And to all the wagging your finger, I'm sure you're all ****** up in some way. Being a complete to some guy looking for advice on yahoo answers to make you feel better about yourselves is no way to go about life. Good luck in crossing the border, buddy!