A friend says: "Maybe I'll check out this Y/A R&S, see what all the fuss is about." Do you warn them...?

...that on their next quarterly evaluation their work productivity will have plummeted, that 'reading books' will become a thing of the past, that they wont get a good tan this summer unless they own a laptop, that they will drink more, neglect their loved ones, and their apartment will soon look like two fraternity brothers and a monkey live there?